Ah to have the mind of a Jr. Higher...

Adult: "So how is sin passed down?
Kid 1: Through men.
Kid 2: Yeah, like disease."


Kid: "More than that, we also rejoice in God through our Lord Jesus Christ, through whom we have now receiveded recon...cil..izi...ation.......
Adult: You can stop reading now."


After a game of soccer:
Adult: "Dude you got burned by your little sister.
Kid: That's cause I'm wearing pants. Put me in shorts and I'd flatten her."


Kid: "Stop laughing at me or God will smite you."


Adult: "Does anyone have any prayer requests?
Kid: I think we need to pray for the French people."


Kid: "The Garden of Eden still EXISTS you know, it just doesn't exist. Physically. But it's there. Just not there physically. But it's still there."