Odd Forms of Torture: Form 2

Scratch a friends back scratch a back next to ya scratch a friends back and sing LA LA scratch a friends back scratch a back next to ya scratch a friends back and sing, sing la LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAY LOO-IA LA LA LA LA LA LAY LOO-IA LALALALA LA LALA LAY LOO-IA LA LA LA LA LA LAY, LALEUIA!!!

Now sing it with Squeeze A Friend's Knee next to ya
Now sing it with Jesus Is A Friend next to ya

Now sing it over and over and over and over again for 2 months and then you will understand what it's like to live in my world.

It's at this point where you start singing it with phrases like, "Say 'Kill me now' to the friend next to ya, say 'kill me now' and sing lala" and "drive off the cliff, off the cliff next to ya" and my personal favorite, "Poke your eyes out with the needles next to ya, poke your eyes out and sing lala..."