excuse me please while i stick a finger down my throat

I just watched possibly the most retarded movie I've ever seen. Win A Date With Tad Hamilton!!! OH MY GOSH!! i cannot believe that people buy that crap as if it's a true view of life. girls watch that trash and think that someday their love will come along and it's going to be just like that!! oh please! dance with me in the rain because i'm a blonde ditz who doesn't understand that loving someone means perhaps separating yourself from their HIP when they have to go to work or school. oh and don't forget that a smile solves everything!! just kiss me and everything will be juuuuuust fiiiiiiiine.


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